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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

So they tried

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

5 daily habits suggested by top US doctor that protect the brain from early cognitive decline - Times of India

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Kellen Moore: I like where our quarterbacks are heading - NBC Sports

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance