What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:17

Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
—
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Kellen Moore: I like where our quarterbacks are heading - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance